Fool’s Gold

His Holiness Sri Twangybanjo, Mental Guru and myself can be very silly and even a bit sneaky at times but in order to enlighten or to bring ‘light in’ you have to get a little bit crazy sometimes. Last week we really outshone our previous efforts, even if we do say so ourselves. We wanted […]

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Sole Man

Hey there my cosmic colleagues, Did you know that when I was younger I worked in a shoe recycling factory? It was sole destroying. No, I’m just kidding, it was really good. Feet and footwear play a huge part historically in how we feel about ‘our soul’. It has been pointed out to me on […]

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We Are The Champions

You may be surprised to know that many of us here at the Ashram are keen football fans or soccer if you prefer. Oh yes, yes indeed. His Holiness Sri Twangybanjo is an Everton fan, Mental Guru is a passionate fan of Leyton Orient and I am a Manchester United fan and so we are […]

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Use Your Illusion

Hello my fellow galactic journeymen, Do you know I have been feeling very disillusioned recently? I am disillusioned about my whole life. My friends, my family, my work, god, even the Ashram. Isn’t that just the best news ever? I bet you think I am going a bit mad by saying that? Well let me […]

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Fiscal Attraction

Greetings my fellow space cadets, I was pondering the other day about just how many song lyrics revolve around money. We are living in a material world and I am a material girl. (That’s just me speaking, I haven’t started quoting the lyrics yet!) Money, money, money must be funny, in a rich man’s world. […]

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Time For Something New

Hi all – and that includes you! (Especially you) (whoever you are). It’s time I wrote another blog considering I have time on my hands and I’ve got nothing else to do with my time. I was harvesting some awesome new life forms through cultures that I’d been growing with spittle, Aubergine cake and other […]

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Truth Ache

The local dentist came to visit the ashram yesterday. It’s the day we fear each year. Yes even wise, old Swamis still have their fears and apprehensions you know. His Holiness Sri Twangybanjo is just terrible with the dentist. He says he has a really bad gag reflex. You should hear some of the gags […]

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Soul Food

I’m really pleased to report that my Present Moment Awareness course went down very well last weekend, although some people said it wasn’t as good as last years! Rather more disconcertingly lots of other people were asking if I will be doing one again next year, which kind of made me feel that perhaps none […]

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