What’s the weather like where you are?
Cloudy with a chance of meatballs? Slippery when wet?
Anyway I’m not talking about the outdoor climate or conditions in your town or city. No, no, no, my friends. I’m talking about the grey clouds that might be gathering over your own head. The thunder storms not just in your underpants but in your living room. The hurricane that you become when something doesn’t go your way.
Am i right or am i right? And believe me I’m no meteorologist but these wintery conditions we choose are cultivating the collective climate and we are shifting this planet into an Ice Age.
I think our old mate Bill Shakespeare said it quite well:
Now is the winter of our discontent
Made glorious summer by this son of York;
And all the clouds that low’r’d upon our house
In the deep bosom of the ocean buried.
I think the above is Richard the Third (no that’s not rhyming slang you naughty bunch!)
So what can we do to thaw out the big freeze and bring the sunshine back into our lives?
Personally i suggest you initially do something ridiculous to break the tension. Put some breadsticks up your nose and get on all fours and pretend to be a walrus. Dress up as your best friend’s grandmother. Eat a banana but hold it with your feet. Come on you can be silly, don’t make me do all the work!
Play your part in the big defrost, help end the chill so that we can really chill (if you get me).
Peace. Om. Chaka Khan