I Have A Dream

Hey there my cosmic buddies, The weirdest thing happened to me the other day. I had this dream that I was leading a meditation in a room full of hundreds of people. The room was really peaceful. The sound of the placid ocean outside was drifting in through the windows. The room was warm and […]

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Truth Ache

The local dentist came to visit the ashram yesterday. It’s the day we fear each year. Yes even wise, old Swamis still have their fears and apprehensions you know. His Holiness Sri Twangybanjo is just terrible with the dentist. He says he has a really bad gag reflex. You should hear some of the gags […]

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Cosmic Clowns

Hello my fellow adventurers, Let me ask you, is it not okay to be a Cosmic Clown? I have received feedback recently whereby some people think that this blog doesn’t take God and Consciousness seriously. I have said this before and I will say it again “You cannot be serious, for God’s sake!” There is […]

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Bend me shape me

I have been practising Yoga now for over 50 years. I have mastered every possible position there is to master. I have found deep inner peace through Yoga and used Yoga to cure almost every ailment I have ever had. Yoga is fantastic. But after all these years I still haven’t managed to master just […]

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Wait Loss

Following on from my post the other day concerning my new Instant Patience course, I have a new module to introduce to you. It is my new Wait Loss programme and it is fast becoming the new celebrity diet fad. Just last week I had David Beckham come over to the Ashram for a ‘private’ […]

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