Howdy doody Cosmic Cousins, It has been quite surprising to me the increasing number of people who have come to stay at the Ashram over the last five or ten years. Obviously the ‘Cosmic Clowns’ are in great demand and it is very satisfying that the word about our good work is spreading rapidly. It’s […]Read more "Losing My Religion"
Hey there my cosmic colleagues, Did you know that when I was younger I worked in a shoe recycling factory? It was sole destroying. No, I’m just kidding, it was really good. Feet and footwear play a huge part historically in how we feel about ‘our soul’. It has been pointed out to me on […]Read more "Sole Man"
I was in the ashram launderette the other day. Don’t be surprised by this, we all muck in together here and after all you know what they say: Before enlightenment, wash dirty underpants. After enlightenment, wash dirty underpants. And we all suffer with skid marks from time to time don’t we? (Cosmic, metaphoric ones – […]Read more "My Beautiful Launderette"
The local dentist came to visit the ashram yesterday. It’s the day we fear each year. Yes even wise, old Swamis still have their fears and apprehensions you know. His Holiness Sri Twangybanjo is just terrible with the dentist. He says he has a really bad gag reflex. You should hear some of the gags […]Read more "Truth Ache"
Here at the Ashram we love a good sing song and every year we gather round to watch the Eurovision Song Contest and then we hold our own Innervision One-Song Contest. This year’s Eurovision Song Contest was particularly good we thought. My particular favourites were Azerbaijan and Greece. I thought the UK entrant was very […]Read more "Kiss and Make-up"
Hi There Fellow Space Travellers, I had been having a little trouble getting to grips with my Karmic Footprint of late. I couldn’t decide at all whether it was best to hop on one leg and therefore reduce the footprints by half immediately (metaphorically speaking of course) or whether when dealing with your Karmic Footprint […]Read more "Stumbling Blocks or Stepping Stones"