My Beautiful Launderette

I was in the ashram launderette the other day. Don’t be surprised by this, we all muck in together here and after all you know what they say: Before enlightenment, wash dirty underpants. After enlightenment, wash dirty underpants. And we all suffer with skid marks from time to time don’t we? (Cosmic, metaphoric ones – […]

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Truth Ache

The local dentist came to visit the ashram yesterday. It’s the day we fear each year. Yes even wise, old Swamis still have their fears and apprehensions you know. His Holiness Sri Twangybanjo is just terrible with the dentist. He says he has a really bad gag reflex. You should hear some of the gags […]

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A Thief In The Temple

A Thief In The Temple His Holiness Sri Twangybanjo was up to his usual, mischievous but ultimately good self the other day. He gathered everybody together in the gardens of the ashram. He appeared from his room looking grave and serious. I had never seen him like this before. He said, “There has been a […]

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